Either some nutjob who thinks he's Nicholas Cage, or it actually is the real Nicholas Cage is an
actor mental hospital patient who is being committed for annoying people by reenacting his movie scenes screaming nonsense just to irritate them or cause he thinks it's fun.
- Have you ever been dragged onto the sidewalk and beat until you PISSED BLOOD!!!!
- Okay, let's ride.
- Oh no, NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!