My Ass is a song sung by Steve Williams in the episode Write 'Em Cowboy. It's the song that hooked up the Gay mafia leader's attention.

It's supposed to refer to a donkey, but Denzel cut off Steve's explanation that this is about an ungulate from the microphone system. Therefore, the gay men thought the song glorified anal male-on-male sex without using a condom.


Pedro's going bareback on my ass.
Pedro's going bareback on my ass.
I said skin on skin may give you an infection.
but he slapped my ass and he don't use no protection.
Pedro's riding my ass raw.
Pedro's riding my ass raw.
He's a real man without a doubt.
But when Pedro's done, my ass will be worn out.

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