Mountain Men
Mountain Men is a song sung by Steve Williams in the episode Write 'Em Cowboy. It was supposed to entertain the children at Denzel's girlfriend's grandson's birthday.


Mountain Men.
I love mountain men.
Mountain Harry, mountain Tom, and mountain Ben.
Sharing a tent with my favorite dudes.
I wanna be mountain men like you.
They're sweaty, hairy, and hard as a rock.

There's more after this, but Denzel didn't let Steve finish because in subtext the song sounded too risqué for children.