Mountain Men is a song sung by Steve Williams in the episode Write 'Em Cowboy. It was supposed to entertain the children at Denzel's girlfriend's grandson's birthday.
There's more after this, but Denzel didn't let Steve finish because in subtext the song sounded too risqué for children.
I love mountain men.
Mountain Harry, mountain Tom, and mountain Ben.
Sharing a tent with my favorite dudes.
I wanna be mountain men like you.
They're sweaty, hairy, and hard as a rock.