Barack Obama comes to Hazelhurst to honor Brickleberry National Park and Woody tries desperately to leave a good impression on him but Steve isn't going to make that easy, what with his retardation and all. Meanwhile, in protest of Obamacare, Bobby sets up his own health care system called Obobbycare.
Plot[]
President Obama is planning to visit Brickleberry to honor Woody on his 30 years of perfect attendance. But when Woody accidentally shoots himself in the liver, a clause hidden deep within Obamacare means that Woody and Steve must be sewn together to share a liver.
Meanwhile, Bobby sets up his own healthcare system, O'Bobby Care for Bodean. However, Bodean proves to be sloppy at being safe or caring for his body which financially ruins Bobby, and so the two turn mad at each other.
Quotes[]
Principal: Congratulations, Billy. You win most handicapped.
Crippled Kid: [in a retard voice] THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Fat Little Asian Kid: DAMN! HIS BALLS LOOK LIKE THEY MAD AT EACH OTHER!
Woody: Good morning rangers. I got great news.
Ethel: Jeez, Woody. You look terrible! Did you sleep last night?
Woody: I slept perfectly normal.
Malloy: Yep. 20 minutes of sleep, 7 hours of intense screaming.
Ethel: Sounds like Ethel breaking in her vibrator ... Wait, I'm Ethel. Sorry, I'm drunk.
Woody: I got great news.
Denzel: You bought us all Betty White fleshlights?
Woody: No!
Denzel: You bought me a Betty White fleshlight!
Woody: No! Someone's coming!
Denzel: I will be if I get my Betty White fleshlight!
Connie: Obama's really into me ... sexually.
Malloy: [takes out gun] Can I shoot her?
Ethel: Connie, stop being psycho.
Steve: Yeah, you expect us to believe that a black guy could be into a fat white woman?
Malloy: [points gun at Steve] Can I shoot him?
Ethel: Do us a favor.
Malloy: Hold on, I'm trying to give a fuck ... Nope, not happening.
[On Christmas, Steve gets drunk and hits on the Virgin Mary at The Nativity Scene]
Steve: So, you're a virgin, huh?
Virgin Mary: What?
Steve: I was talking to the donkey!
Steve: [puts on glasses] Hi, I'm Professor Steve Williams.
Bobby: BoDean, I can't believe Obama's coming here. Are you as pissed off as I am?
BoDean: No, I voted for Obama.
[looks at BoDean in shock]
Bobby: What did you say?
BoDean: I said I voted for-
[slams BoDean down with a sign]
Bobby: You've been brainwashed! What's that shit you've been watching again?
BoDean: Downton Abbey.
Bobby: Brainwashed! BoDean, listen to me! These liberals are screwing up out country. They're gunna ban smoking and junk food, take our guns, and probably make us gay marry each other.
BoDean: I kind of like Obamacare.
Bobby: Why the hell'd you vote for Obama anyway?
BoDean: Because income inequality is a very significant social issue and it's reinforced by a series of regressive tax reforms, forced upon us by right-wingers.
[Bobby is paralyzed in shock and BoDean sticks his hand down his pants]
Bobby: I'm awake, BoDean.
BoDean: I know.
Steve: Wanna watch Willy Wizzle and the Chizzle Fizzle? I rented it on Blu-Rizzle.
Steve: I made you a puckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapuckapucka PIE!
[Steve drops the pie on the floor]
Steve: Oh no! My puckapuckapuckapuckapuckapucka pie!
Woody: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUT ME ON DIALYSIS!
Dr. Kuzniak: Trust me, Woody. I tried. Isn't that right, Dialysis?
[Camera shows that Dialysis is actually the name of a big fat sassy black woman]
Dialysis: Ain't nobody getting on Dialysis unless they put a ring on it.
Connie: [reads a text from Obama] Gimme gimme gimme some of that big flappy ass.
Ethel: Ew! Who is that from?
Connie: Ugh! Barack.
Ethel: Let me get this straight. The president of The United States of America just tested you saying, "Gimme gimme gimme some of that big floppy ass."
Connie: No, he said "flappy ass".
[Woody and Stece try to get through the door]
Woody: GAH! D'OH! DANG! DAAAAW!
Steve: Eheheheheheheheeeeh! Huh huh! Ho!
Woody: Steve turn left!
Steve: My left or your left?
Woody: THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMNED LEFT!
[The two bust through the door and slam down on the desk, smashing it]
Woody: STEVE, GET YOUR ASS UP!
[Steve gets his ass up]
Woody: As you can all see, I have grown a dork.
Malloy: Woody, tell me if this hurts.
[Malloy punches Steve in the testicles]
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!!!!!
Woody: I SWEAR TO GOD, STEVE!
Steve: [plays with a Squabbit puppet] Why are you so mean, Mr. Grumpy Lumps?
[Woody bites on Steve's hand]
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Woody: NOW LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARTY!
Bobby: Dammit! Okay, Bodean. Please tell me there's nothing else wrong with you.
BoDean: Don't worry, Bobby. I just got high blood pressure, high sugar, diverticulitis, colitis, gingivitis, Beiber fever, and sores on my peter.
Woody: That is the best night of sleep I've had since my mom starved me into a coma.
Dr. Kuzniak: I need Anesthesia. Anesthesia?
[Anesthesia is actually another big fat sassy black woman]
Anesthesia: WHAT YOU WANT, MOTHERFUCKER!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
[Steve makes a phone call, where he insults Woody right in front of him]
Steve: Yeah, he's a real jerk. I can't stand him. No. He's right next to me with his big stupid Kathleen Turner mustache.
Woody: FUCK YOU, THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL PHONE!
[Woody takes the phone and it's a preschooler telephone toy]
Steve: See what I'm dealing with?
Malloy: Down syndrome?
Obama: Helloooo, Connie. Do you know how hard it was to pretend I didn't know you back there. I had to make up this stupid award just to get close to you.
Connie: No, Barry. I've told you a hundred times. I'm a lesbian.
Obama: So's Michelle. I like a challenge. [sniffs Connie's hair] You smell like a petting zoo on a hot Sunday.
Connie: Stop it, Barack! This is harassment!
Obama: I remember the first day we met. I was intoxicated by that big, pasty ass. [slaps Connie's ass] I've been chasing that ginger dragon ever since.
Connie: Barry. You're a married man. We can't do this.
Obama: Yes, we can, Connie. Yes, we can.
[Obama fondles Connie's ass cheeks]
Obama: BLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Obama It's a privilege to be here on this special day to honor a great American and one of our nation's majestic national parks, Brickleberry. [Connie shows up backstage and Obama sees her] National parks are both big and beautiful and flappy dappy.
Malloy: The man is a good speaker.
[Woody vomits all over Obama and Obama vomits all over the audience and causes them to start vomiting too and for tons of other people to vomit because of that, causing an endless chain of comiting]
Malloy: USA! USA! USA!
[Bobby and BoDean gay marry each other]
Firecracker Jim: I now pronounce you husband and husband! Have fun in Hell!
Steve bragging about how he chopped off Peter Dinklage's head
The toy phone Steve uses when getting dressed for President Obama's visit closely resembles a Fisher-Price Chatter Telephone.
Ethel claims Connie is just "making up her stories" that Obama is stalking her, having described the TV show Scandal.
Dr. Kuzniak, like the majority of moviegoers that surely includes Brickleberry fans, were displeased that Ben Affleck has been cast as Batman in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Affleck will remain as Batman for some time since Warner Bros. has secured him the role for more movies.
"Mount it with the rest of them"
Right after Woody tells Steve to go to King's Landing, Woody (and the audience) can tell that King's Landing is just a fictional place, but Steve asks if that's near the Cheesecake Factory.
Tyrion Lannister and King's Landing are from Game of Thrones.
