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''Squabbits''
Season 1, Episode 4
Production Code: 102
Bb 102 squabbits
Written by
Roger Black
Waco O'Guin
Directed by Mike Hollingsworth
First Aired: October 16, 2012
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"That's it… you two just need to fuck each other!" - Steve

Squabbits is the fourth episode of the animated series Brickleberry. It first aired (and confirmed to have happened) on October 16, 2012.

Synopsis[]

Steve makes a squirrel and rabbit fuck each other, creating an adorable offspring called a "Squabbit", which brings in tourists.

Plot[]

Think Steve think

Think Steve Think

In an effort to compete with Yellowstone's cute and cuddly animal ads, Woody charges the team of rangers with the task of coming up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve then creates a "Squabbit", the horrifyingly pink, half squirrel and half rabbit combination. We then later see the menacing side of the new critters. Late at night, Malloy tries to cook the squabbit, but to no avail. Malloy tries various of different things to kill the squabbit, but they fail, Malloy then becomes frustrated and throws to the tall bringing an axe and slicing the squabbit in half. Woody wakes up in shock to find his squabbit being killed. Malloy tries to calm Woody down but Woody doesn't buy it and becomes furious and kicks Malloy out of the house as punishment for killing his squabbit. In tears, Woody slumps on his bed and throws a tantrum and crying about his squabbit being killed. However, the squabbit reproduces and now there are two.

Meanwhile, Malloy goes to go live with other bears when he feels he's been replaced by Woody with the squabbit. However, it turns out that wild bears live in disgusting, dangerous lifestyles and just 1 day with them is more than enough to have him retreat back to Woody.

In the end, Woody celebrates the squabbits going extinct for good, but then laments now Brickleberry doesn't have a cute animal to attract tourists anymore, angering Malloy. Steve tries to console Woody with the news that he (already) created another animal hybrid, the "Wolverinigator" a cross between a wolf and an alligator. The Wolverinigator then tries eating the main cast, forcing them to retreat to the top of their tables.

And that's the end of our story, we'll talk to you later, bye.

You're dead to me bear cub

Woody throwing Malloy out of the house as punishment for killing his squabbit.

Quotes[]

Native American Weather Reporter: Look like sun.
[Another Indian runs by making noises and then it rains]
Native American Weather Reporter: Make that rain.

Woody: [mocking] Yellowstone! Yellowstone! Hmmph! They've got a cute animal. They didn't have 25 campers die in their park this month. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Connie: We shouldn't worry about Yellowstone. We could just make some improvements.
Malloy: Here's one. [puts a bag over Connie's head]

Denzel: I hate animals.
Malloy: To be fair, most animals hate black people ............... and Mexicans.

[Steve has a squirrel and a rabbit]
Steve: Which is cuter? I don't know. The tourist loved the squirrel. The hiker, God rest her soul, loved the rabbit. If only I could have both ... but how? [goes into ultimate thinking mode] That's it! You guys just need to fuck each other!

Ethel: How dod you get a squirrel and a rabbit to mate?
Steve: The same way you get laid. I dressed the squirrel up like a whore.

Connie: It's not natural. It's like a freak of nature or something.
Malloy: [opens his mouth to insult Connie] ... Nah, that one's too easy.

Woody: The squabbit is the best idea I've ever had.
Steve: Well, actually, I kind of had the idea.
Woody: Oh come on, Steve. There's this new thing called modesty. You should try it sometime.

Woody: I've got a special job for ya. Pickin' up squabbit shit! Oh it's everywhere. Check under the bed. Some of it's mine, but most of it's his.

Malloy: What's that "F You" to God doing here?

Woody: My squabbit! What did you do!? You killed my squabbit!
Malloy: I did not mean to kill him that time.

Connie: Where's Malloy?
Woody: Oh, he's like my dead wife. In the woods somewhere.

Ethel: What a rabid gustation period. It must be their mutant DNA that might-
Woody: [mocking] Deh deh deh, Science. Deh deh deh deh, SHUT UP!!!
Connie: Ethel's right. Aren't you concerned about how fast they're reproducing?
Woody: Yeah, of course, you agree with your GIRLFRIEND! I'm not concerned at all. More squabbits. More tourists. [in a blaccent] More tourists, more money. Right Denzel?

[Denzel sells squabbit shirts]
Denzel: Alright, which one you want? I heart squabbits. Squabbitude. Rasta squabbit. Squabbit pissing on a Jesus fish. Squabbits fuck longer. What you want? I got it.
Guy: Oh, I'll take that one in wide.
Woody: DENZEEEEL!
Denzel: Ah, shit!
[Slams the car trunk on the guy's hand]
Guy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Woody: Damn, you Steve! This is all your stupid idea!
Steve: Thank you. It's about time I got a little credit.

Woody: I am declaring open season on squabbits! I want every poacher in the state here to shoot, stab, run over, decapitate, eat, kick, or fist those little bastards!
Connie: Or we could just relocate them.
Woody: We're gunna relocate them alright. TO HELL!

Woody: Everybody grab some ammo. It's killing time!
Denzel: Pssh. I'm great at killing time. Hee hee.

Woody: Spoken like a couple of DOPEY LIBERAL BROADS! I don't know what bleeds more. Your hearts or your parts.

Connie: I wanna wear your ass like a fake beard.

PITA: Stop in the name of PITA!
Woody: Oh great. PITA!
Steve: PETA?
Woody: No, PITA with an "I". It's a completely different organization.

[Denzel enters, dressed up in squabbit fur]
Denzel: What you like the duds? I can give you a good deal on one.

[Bobby gets shot to death]
Woody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~wait, who the Hell was that guy?

Woody's Text: If you wanna make out, I'm gay if you are.
Woody's Other Text: NO! I MEAN IF YOU WANNA MAKE UP, I'M GAME IF YOU ARE! GOD DAMN AUTO CORRECT!

Woody: They shoved lipstick up my goddamned DICKHOLE!!!
Denzel: Me too. Normally, I have to pay fifty bucks for that.

Malloy: Winnie the Pooh never had to deal with this bullshit.

Trivia[]

  • The squabbits returned in the Brickleberry comic book issues #3 and #4.
  • In real life, rabbits when they overpopulated in Australia actually turned to eating small animals such as poultry to make up for the loss of grass. This episode depicts a similar incident where the squabbits having decimated all plant life on Brickleberry resorted to eating humans and Malloy.
  • Given that Bobby Possumcods shows up in later episodes as a recurring character, it's possible the bullets shot at him by the PiTA militia were not fatal and only knocked him unconscious at best.

Pop Culture References[]

  • Stop in the name of PITA!
    • Woody: [annoyed] "Oh great, PITA."
    • Steve: "PETA?"
    • Woody: "No, PITA with an I. It's a completely different organization!"
  • One of the clips from the squabbit video Woody made that has the squabbit playing the piano is based on this cat video.
  • Malloy says that the squabbit has those "Taylor Swift teeth".
  • Woody states, "Mo' squabbits, Mo' tourists, Mo' tourists, Mo' money!" This is a reference to "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" from Biggie Smalls.
  • The tourists coming to see the (original) squabbit mocks The Lion King when the savannah animals coming to form a circle to bow to Simba.
    Brickleberry_-_Sneezing_Panda

    Brickleberry - Sneezing Panda

  • Malloy watches a panda video that is a shot-to-shot recreation of this real life sneezing baby panda video, except the ending is (fortunately) a twist that did not happen in the real life video.
  • Steve has facepaint resembling Violent J from Insane Clown Posse. Denzel is made over into Coolio, Woody was a resemblance of Ziggy Stardust (as pointed out by Malloy) when made over by PITA.
  • Connie Cd be a reference to Ronald McDonald.
  • Malloy references Disney's Country Bears when he tells himself to remember "What those Jamborees taught you out in the woods".
  • When Malloy notices the squabbits attacking, he mentions that Winnie The Pooh never had to deal with stuff like that.
Clowns brickleberry

The rangers having been caged and then cosmetically tortured by PITA.


Episodes vte
Season 1
Welcome to Brickleberry · Two Weeks Notice · Saved by the Balls · Squabbits · Race Off! · Gay Bomb · Hello Dottie · Steve's Bald · Daddy Issues · The Dam Show
Season 2
Miracle Lake · The Comeback · Woody's Girl · Trailer Park · Crippleberry · Ranger Games · My Way or the Highway · Little Boy Malloy · The Animals Strike Back · Scared Straight · Trip to Mars · My Favorite Bear · A-Park-a-Lypse
Season 3
Obamascare · In Da Club · Miss National Park · That Brother's My Father · Write 'Em Cowboy · Old Wounds · Baby Daddy · Steve the Fearless Pilot · High Stakes · Amber Alert · Cops and Bottoms · Camping Ain't Easy · Global Warning
Other
Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry
See also: Episode Guide
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