|Voiced by||Tom Kenny|
|First||Two Weeks' Notice|
|Last||Armoogeddon Part 1|
Dr. Kuzniak (voiced by Tom Kenny) - Brickleberry's personal doctor. He has a strange fetish of medical malpractice. He also has some shady criminal intents like medical waste dumping and dealings with the "Black Chinese Market" or the "Chinese Black Market." In A-Park-a-Lypse, it is revealed that Dr. Kuzniak went to medical school in Haiti to be a witch doctor.
Dr. Kuzniak, while often remaining calm during his work, is actually a shady criminal who commits medical malpractice. He is still proud of his own work and himself nonetheless.
Dr. Kuzniak is an Episcopalian, as revealed in "Cops and Bottoms" as when he refused to cut off Woody's hemorrhoid because it had the face of Jesus on it.