|Job||None (too stupid to work)|
|Voiced by||Roger Black|
|First||"Welcome to Brickleberry"|
BoDean Lynn (portrayed in live-action and voiced by Roger Black) is the show's secondary comic relief and a dim-witted talkative redneck who lives in Brickleberry. He is a friend of Bobby Possumcods, being rarely seen without Bobby. He is distinguishable by his hillbilly-like appearance and his habit of talking too long and too fast as well as giving away too many details of what happened. Anyone he talks to will easily lose interest in whatever he has to say, which includes Bobby. His habit of often misspelling everything and talking for too long and excessively in giving out all details is a sign he isn't very well educated in English.
BoDean isn't real good with memorizing the names of the main cast. He nicknames Woody as "Fat feller", Steve as "Dumb fella", Malloy as "Bare" and Ethel as "Girl with the blond hair".
BoDean is known to enjoy eating possum, chimichangas, raw bacon (which isn't safe to eat when raw) and roadkill. He loves raw bacon and very large sodas, and will lose his temper should his bacon and sodas be forcibly taken away from him. BoDean is shown to secretly practice cannibalism, since he tried eating Connie after she fainted from global warming.
Political Views Edit
Bodean identifies as a Democrat and he voted for Obama as revealed in "Obamascare", because he is economically progressive and dislikes the Republicans' enforced series of regressive tax reforms that aim to increase wealth inequality that could help the rich richer and the poor poorer. BoDean is also very socially liberal towards whoever wanted to join his militia in "My Way or the Highway", going as far as to break down Bobby's barriers on preventing gays, Jews and immigrants from joining.
BoDean's Excessive Chatters Edit
- Throw in a case of Busch and it's yours! One time I drank so much Busch I woke up balls deep in a K-mart mannequin with a vidalia stuck up my ass....that was Tuesday.
- Morning Aubrey, Bobby sent me here to get more potted meat, he's too scared to go outside because Bobby found a deed from the olden days and then he kicked dem rangers asses out and then they came back and tried to get us to leave and we said no and then Bobby threw that fat feller and the girl with the blond hair into the mud, she thought it was make-up but it was pig shit, now everybody's living there in their trailers and camping for free cause Bobby's not charging no rent but then he told me not to say nothing then he slapped me on the head so hard it made my peters shrink back up inside me. Yeah, but i'm smart so i didn't tell nobody, how much I owe you for the potted meat, Aubrey? Thanks Aubrey, I should appreciate it cause Bobby really likes potted meat with saltines but I can't eat it no more cause I got this nitrate allergy and every time I eat it I get the shits like nobody's business and then this bear moved in and he wanted the Wi-Fi password but Bobby didn't know what Wi-Fi was and then I played squirrel tee ball with the talking bear and then i come down here to buy potted meat and then you locked the door and closed the blinds and that's the end of my story, talk to you later, bye.